Step 1. Locate some mighty magnificent maize (Shady Wagon Farm)
Step 2. Check yo kicks. Make sure they got some tread and whatnot; might need to make a quick exit if someone comes a lookin’. This tutorial miiiight involve some light thievery.
Step 3. Surveil the area and make sure there ain’t no alert and aware agriculturists, no heedful and hawk-eyed horticulturists, no circumspect and cognizant cultivators, and no prepared and peeping planters.
Step 4. When you’re sure the coast is clear, grab a partner with an eye for the good stuff and make the trek over to the fields of the good golden grains.
Step 5. Search for the perfect raw materials from which to create a masterpiece.
Step 6. It might not be easy to find just the right one. Do not despair.
Step 7. May have to search some more.
Step 8 …but there it is. Selection perfection.
Step 9. Be sure that you’ve picked out just the right one. The one that you’ll be happy with for the rest of your life!
Step 10. Now apply “om nom noms” and “monchs” on the lateral, distal end in a rotational fashion to create the ergonomic handle.
Step 11. Admire the craftsmanship. The artistry. All can agree this corn bouquet is ready for primetime.
Step 12. Enjoy.
Looks at those happy faces. More folks satisfied with the DIY corn bouquet.
When you hear someone talk about “ideal clients”, these are the people they’re talking about. Kennedy and Johnathon are just people that enjoy themselves and each other, and it’s contagious.
They laughed. They goofed-off. They air guitar-ed. Some rowdy fellers sang a spot-on cover of Hank’s Family Traditions. But most importantly - they got married!
But enough of this mushy stuff - that is Rachael’s blogging territory. Kennedy and Johnathon’s real wedding blog is here.